"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you
you must be really small then…only 16?!
please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best
im fucking done
I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies.
I love girls who have clean, tight grammar
I like big dicks.
cool it comes with a free refill
How would girls feel if it said “Female Tears” ??
FUCKING THANK YOU
OH MY FUCKING GOD
i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together
i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple
I tried so hard to scroll past this. I really did.
damn it Radio 2
I just learned a new method for business.
She goes from Mufasa to Malificent
I literally screamed when I saw this!
I WAS TAKING A SELFIE AND WAS GONNA MAKE A TEXT POST SAYING HI I’M PETER PAN BUT MY GRANDMA SAW ME AND I’VE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED AND THIS HAPPENED
Jake that’s a pot…
You’re a pot.
Fact: Pansexuals are notoriously bad at baseball, due to the fact that they swing every way and are on all of the teams.
where is one direction’s new album i demand a single the fuck i am dying little white lies will only hold me over for so long